ASK HUMPTY

When are you open?

Brewery & Tasting Room
Sun-Thr 11-10p
Fri-Sat 11-12A
South Park Tasting Room
@Goldenrhinoroom
Mon-Thr 12-10P
Fri-Sun 11-12a

What is your growler policy?

We sell a 64oz. branded glass growler in the tasting room. We are happy to fill all blank growlers (32oz, 64oz, and 2L) as well as growlers from other breweries as long as any other logos, etc. are completely obscured. We will only fill growlers in good sanitary condition.

Can I bring my dog to the brewery?

Responsible pet owners may bring their well-behaved dogs into the tasting room during business hours.  If your pet becomes un-behaved or starts barking, we may ask you to take your dog home. Seriously dude, barking dogs are the worst.

Can you bring kids into the brewery?

Yes! We are all ages. Guests may bring well-behaved children into the tasting room during business hours.  If your child becomes un-behaved, we may ask you to take your child home.

Do you serve food?

No! We do not serve food. We have daily food trucks, check our social media feed for the latest updates.

Can I bring food in with me?

Yes! There are various foods available within a block or two from the tasting room. Outside food is allowed within the tasting room during business hours (bring napkins and please clean up after yourself).

Do you do private events?

Yes, please contact [email protected] with your request.

Do you allow party busses?

We only allow party busses if we are contacted first. Please contact [email protected] with your request.

Do you have an event calendar?

Please see our social media feeds for the latest updates on upcoming events.

Do you make donations?

We love to support local charities, but we do have a limited budget for donations. Please reach out to [email protected] with your request.

How do you order a keg?

We have a limited amount of kegs available for private keg sales through our tasting room. If you are interested, please contact [email protected] for current availability and pricing. Please allow at least a week for your requests. If you are a retail establishment looking to order our beer please contact our Sales Manager at [email protected].

Do you have merchandise for sale?

Yes, we have a variety of shirts, hoodies, and other goods for sale in the tasting room and on this here website.  We do our best to keep the online store updated, however if you are looking for a particular item you do not see for sale, please reach out to [email protected].

Are you hiring?

We do not have any current open positions.

Can my band play at the tasting room?

Sorry bro, We only book music for special events and we will source the music. we do not regularly offer live music at the brewery.

My question was not answered, now what?

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